all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
I should probably mention that I severely embarrassed myself earlier today and I’m still trying to ignore it
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
when i finally stop going on this stupid website
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
so i’d have bull horns and would charge at a blood orange cape
shut up, it’s fucking red
what about Gemini? There’d be two of me? Then I’d just be a fucking twin????